About this Foo
My name is Eli Juicy Jones, I’m not hot, I don’t take great photos, I live in Seattle and I used to have a dog named Pinball. I love my camera, Science Fiction, RPG and MMO Games, Politics, Modern Fiction, Self-Help, Home Improvement, Porno Magazines, Religious Pamphlets, Cereal Boxes, Napalm Recipes, Wallet-sized Insurance Calendars, VCR Instructions, screaming in rage at the newspaper, beating the piss out of my Microsoft Windows Voodoo doll, Rice Krispies Treats, and Corn Dogs.
You’ll regret ever coming to Spacewater, so you might as well subscribe to the RSS feed and read the same junk I am if it will make you feel any better. And don’t trust any of the comments, I paid strangers to write them. Or I will later anyway once I meet some strangers.
You can also find me and my pictures on flickr or follow me on twitter.










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