Kingdom Hearts… Remember it? Remember, you’re playing a Squaresoft RPG with a little blonde character that looks like he is from Final Fantasy, complete with giant sword-like (key) device? Then, he gets on what appears to be a generic lego spaceship and lands in a kingdom where Goofy and Donald Duck show up to help…
Well, as if that made any sense, the sequel takes place during the Great Depression in real cities like Chicago and Rio de Janiero… Ummm… what?! WTF could Final Fantasy characters mixed with Disney characters, that have a spaceship, want to do on Earth during the depression!?
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6145548.html
You wimps are way to chicken to visit this link. I bet anything that your Huggies®** are too tight even to click on the link. There’s no way you could outscore me on this. I ruled this test.
Go on, I dare you to take it. What’s that? Afraid? That’s what I thought.
Go and measure yourself against… The Competitiveness Index!
** If you dare actually to click on this link, beware the image on the front page of the site. That is not one woman, but two. Yes, it’s two pregnant women, sliced into pieces and digitally edited together to appear ‘more leaning back’ and ‘more freakin gravid,’ ‘n stuff. Personally, I think it’s disturbing.
I guess Times Square crashing is a little better than your WinCE ATM crashing right BETWEEN the moment you press the ‘$40 Fast Cash’ button and the little door opening…
From the teeny article:
And then, across the square, I saw it: the world’s largest Windows error message – on a two-story high e-billboard (I guess everything really is bigger in New York). It was the only billboard in the entire square with absolutely no movement….
Read about it at Network World.
I want one of these so bad.
Read about it at Endgadget and Lik-Sang.
