Mar 6, 2006
I triple-dog-dare you to take this test [Competitiveness Index]

You wimps are way to chicken to visit this link. I bet anything that your Huggies®** are too tight even to click on the link. There’s no way you could outscore me on this. I ruled this test.
Go on, I dare you to take it. What’s that? Afraid? That’s what I thought.
Go and measure yourself against… The Competitiveness Index!
** If you dare actually to click on this link, beware the image on the front page of the site. That is not one woman, but two. Yes, it’s two pregnant women, sliced into pieces and digitally edited together to appear ‘more leaning back’ and ‘more freakin gravid,’ ‘n stuff. Personally, I think it’s disturbing.
I think I should get an extra point for clicking on the link, since it takes a bit of competitiveness to get past the post… meaning, I win.
if i’m not mistaken…i am the least competitive person on the planet. i got less than the ‘low’ score. So, I lose. but then again, i don’t really care…
I scored 14. What, are you guys keeping your scores a secret now or what?